I’m just going to make this hiatus thing official because as you’ve all probably noticed i haven’t lived up to my promise to come to this account sometimes yay
enjolras has no time for swooning lovers or drunkards when his beloved city is sinking into the dark. cosette can’t give a rat’s arse about the blood on her braids because she’s too busy being badass. marius steals kisses in between gunfights, and tries not to get dragged into sewers after that one time they got ambushed. eponine is running out of options with the bite in her side, but she fights while she still can.
paris is undead. yet they stand, the misfits of society, the dregs of the living, staring defiantly at the rich who have closed their doors to the poor. defenders, friends, comrades: a barricade of bodies ready for war.
BEST THING EVER WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE THINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING
okay, hold up. i have been so upset about this. do you see this young man? he deserves a goddamn nomination if not being handed the fucking oscar, okay. here’s why:
1. this fucker had never acted before. he only was at the auditions because his brother was auditioning and he BRIBED him to come for A MOTHERFUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
2. i don’t know if you know this, but there was NO tiger in any damn scene when he is on that damn boat. HE IS LOOKING AT AIR AND I BELIEVED THERE WAS A FUCKING TIGER IN THE MOVIE UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED AN INTERVIEW WHERE HE SAYS THERE’S NO DAMN TIGER. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL TIGER.
3. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. look, this kid lied about being able to stay afloat, but HE LEARNED AT LIKE 18 TO SWIM FOR THIS MOVIE. HIS PART IN THE MOVIE IS SURROUNDED BY WATER. MAN, I’VE BEEN SWIMMING SINCE I WAS TWO AND I WOULD STILL BE DYING IF I WAS DOING HALF THE SHIT HE PUT UP WITH IN THAT WATER. HE COULDN’T SWIM. LIKE WATER WAS CONSTANTLY DROWNING HIM. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE NEVER GOES NEAR THE WATER AGAIN AFTER THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE WAS ALMOST DROWNED.
4. if this is not enough to convince you, also look how cute he is and keep in mind that he NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
thank you for your time and if you haven’t seen the movie, go see it because it is amazing and i am very passionate about it as you can see.
i’m not sure why this happened but here’s some eponinexcosette
i wish i could escort people out of fandom and just be like
no no no no you’ve had enough my friend it is time for you to go for a while. you can come back when you are more level headed and less fucking stupid
eponine/montparnasse commission for izzy
i like being commissioned for things i wanted to draw eventually anyway asdfghj wow these dumbs
That’s a nice jacket you’ve got there.
I wonder what color it is.